{"id":1312,"date":"2018-09-21T10:51:15","date_gmt":"2018-09-21T10:51:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.eponases.com\/blog\/?p=1312"},"modified":"2018-09-21T10:51:15","modified_gmt":"2018-09-21T10:51:15","slug":"the-rude-thing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eponases.com\/blog\/2018\/09\/the-rude-thing\/","title":{"rendered":"The rude thing&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, that is right! For the first time in my life I have made something rude. My husband assures me that that is not too bad and can pass as &#8220;mildly rude&#8221; instead as &#8220;you will get punched in the face&#8221; rude. I do not know if I believe him. \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n<p>Worst of this is that he told me this after I made it and gave it away! I hope that the person doesn&#8217;t want to punch me. As far as I was thinking it was meant to be something funny and not insulting. The person I gave it to gave me some of his free time so I gave him some of mine. Seemed like a reasonable trade \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.eponases.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/IMG_20180905_104051.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-1313\" src=\"https:\/\/www.eponases.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/IMG_20180905_104051-750x1000.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"720\" height=\"960\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.eponases.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/IMG_20180905_104051-750x1000.jpg 750w, https:\/\/www.eponases.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/IMG_20180905_104051-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.eponases.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/IMG_20180905_104051-768x1024.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 720px) 100vw, 720px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This took me 4 days to make and a day to frame.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>PS. I need to find a hole and hide in it&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, that is right! For the first time in my life I have made something rude. My husband assures me that that is not too bad and can pass as &#8220;mildly rude&#8221; instead as&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1316,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[63,5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eponases.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1312"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eponases.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eponases.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eponases.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eponases.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1312"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.eponases.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1312\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1317,"href":"https:\/\/www.eponases.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1312\/revisions\/1317"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eponases.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1316"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eponases.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1312"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eponases.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1312"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eponases.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1312"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}